If you havent seen her yet. go find her on youtube! LOL

Anne Kansime

About disney world

And I quote “Granted there is some genuinely cool stuff there, but It’s hard to enjoy yourself while Mickey mouse is raping your wallet with the force of a thousand suns.”

Lol i had to laugh at this comment 

(Source: stumbleupon.com)


A young lady was waiting for her flight in the
boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to
wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to
spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies.
She sat down in an armchair, in the
VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay,
a man sat down in the next seat, opened his
magazine and started reading. When she took out
the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt
irritated but said nothing. She just thought: “What a
nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring!” For each cookie she took, the man took one
too. This was infuriating her but she didn’t want to
cause a scene. When only one cookie remained, she
thought: “ah… What would this abusive man do
now?” Then, the man, taking the last cookie, divided
it into half, giving her one half. Ah! That was too much! She was much too angry now! In a huff, she
took her book, her things and stormed to the
boarding place. When she sat down in her seat,
inside the plane, she looked into her purse to take
her eye glasses, and to her surprise, her packet of
cookies was there, untouched, unopened! She felt so ashamed! She realized that she was wrong… She had
forgotten that her cookies were kept in her purse.
The man had divided his cookies with her, without
feeling angered or bitter. “While she had been very
angry, thinking that she was dividing her cookies
with him. And now there was no chance to explain herself, nor to apologize.”
There are 4 things that you cannot recover:
The stone… after the throw!
The word…after it’s said!
The occasion…after the loss!
The time…after it’s gone. Cherish Every Moment and Fill It With Love and Care
For Everyone.night night


University guys bunked an exam because they didn’t study. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the Dean. 

"Sir we are sorry we couldn’t make it for the exam. We attended a wedding on our way back the car broke down thus why we so dirty". 

The Dean understood and gave them 3 days to prepare. After 3 days they went to the Dean very ready for the exam because

 this time they had studied. The Dean put them in 3 separate classes. There were only 4 questions on the exam paper.

1. Who was getting married? (25 marks). 
2. Where was the reception? (25 marks). 
3. What color was the groom’s suit? (25 marks).
4. What type of a car broke down? (25 marks). 

Good luck your answers should be the same.

God is Good indeed. i like this..

A King had a male servant who, in all
circumstances always said to him;My king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect,no mistakes. One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king,the servant managed to kill the animal but
couldn’t prevent his majesty from losing a finger. Furious and withoutshowing gratitude,the King said;if God was good,I wou
ldnot have been 

attacked and lost one finger.
The servant replied;Despite all these things,I can only tell you that God is good and everything He does is perfect,He is never wrong.Outraged by the response,the king ordered the arrest of his servant. Later, he left for another hunt and was captured by savages who use human beings for
In the altar, the savages found out that the king didn’t had one finger in place, he was released because he was considered not”complete”to be offered to the gods.
On his return to the palace, he authorized the release of his servant and said; My friend, God was really good to me. I was almost killed but for lack of a single finger I was let go.
But I have a question; If God is so good, why did He allow me to put you in jail?. He replied; My king, if I had gone with you,
I would have been sacrificed because
I have no missing finger. Everything God does is perfect, He is never wrong.
Often we complain about life,and the negative thingsthat happen to us, forgetting that nothing is random, and that everything has a purpose. God knows why he chose you to receive this message today,

So overwhelmed right now, and I can only talk to tumblr…sad times…


I have a serious problem

And more and more Um realising that this problem affects all my friendships. 

I don’t like going to people’s house. I am uncomfortable sitting chatting laying down for long periods of time at my friends house, um almost always ready to go home to my bedroom. And recently, it has been affecting all my friendships. 

Life is short and uncertain. live everyday in Christ and like it is your last. Prayers are needed for 3 of my loved ones right now.

He lives 8615+ Miles away!

and I miss him.

Not because of any particular situation but this is how i feel alot of times

Not because of any particular situation but this is how i feel alot of times